The 2008 Pwnie Nominee For Best Song

Symantec Song

Doc Deazy

We received a copy of the following email sent to Symantec:

Yo Symantec ballerz,

I’ve been using your products for some time and I find them to be the flyest dopest freshest AV products for protecting my internet mhz from the hackerz.

So fly they make a brother just wanna kick a verse:
(please feel free to use this in your advertising campaigns)

In AV we get much respect
Wooaaahar, got your 0days in check

Forget McAfee, they get stepd on
bugs in their engine aint even a blip on threatcon
Connected, Protected, security2.0 we rep it
Advanced analysis not just virus defs kid
we got 3 types of crazy and 60 of ill
we already got 50 ways to detect blue-pill

Hacker problems? all in check
endpoint sec: sygate and symantec
From macOSX to windows, same thing go’s
we pin those wack hackers
sigs for un-packers
malware lacks tactics
go home and practice young fellow
no mal code gets past
THE BIG YELLOW

Number 1 for AV software, dont dare
compare, we’re the hardest
look at the percentage share we got of this market
corporate servers or home users
install sophos if u want something useless
symantec kingz shit on all internet abusers
we run this shit like electricity in computers
get your thorts on straight mate
we got peter norton, AV HEAVY WEIGHT

Thanks for your time.

Your Pal,
Doc Deazy.