The 2010 Pwnie Nominee For Best Song

Security Rockstar

The Hoff

A cover of Nickleback’s “Rockstar” with Hoff’s (@beaker) rendition covering last year’s Defcon

‘Cause we all just wanna be security rockstars
Hacking parking meters,
windows-powered smart cars
The girls ain’t easy but the caffeine’s cheap
We’ll all stay skinny, can’t afford to eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
moochin off those vendors
and their sales whores
Every good script kiddie
Gonna wind up there
No pretty people
but we just wont care
Hey hey I’ll be a security rockstar
Hey hey I’ll be a security rockstar

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