As a group of people who have been cheating on their operating system for years (Dino really loves Windows Vista), the Ashley Madison hack hits close to home. The biggest plus side is that we’ve heard that all buildings below 101st street in Manhattan are being powered by divorce lawyers rubbing their hands together. It will be interesting when the first party links the OPM data with the Ashley Madison cheat list. Public Service announcement, if you’re going to cheat on your spouse please go old school and hook up with the pool boy.
ProTip: Say that it wasn’t you.