The 2007 Pwnie Nominee For Best Song

Let’s talk about Sec

anonymous

This was pasted into a channel sometime this year. Author unknown.

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Let’s talk about sec baby
Let’s talk about tcp, ip
Let’s talk about all the good codez
And the bad codez that may be
Let’s talk about sec
Let’s talk about sec
Let’s talk about sec
Let’s talk about sec

Let’s talk about sec for now to the geeklez at home or in the #
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don’t decoy avoid or make void the topic
Cuz that ain’t gonna stop it
Now we talk about sec on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let’s tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it’s dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

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Hot to trot, make all the shells pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don’t got
Servers fall like monkey balls, but then again they’re only getting rooted
The sploit is in too deep, no way it can get booted

Gold, platinum, visa, and amex
Nothin’ too good for the servers she wrecks
Her victims heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to root
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it’s as good as true
There ain’t a server alive that she couldn’t get into
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin’ bad
Thinkin’ about the things that she never had
No love, just sec, followed next with a shell and a note
That last night was dope

Let’s talk about sec, baby (sing it)
Let’s talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let’s talk about all the good codez
And the bad codez that may be
Let’s talk about sec (come on)
Let’s talk about sec (do it)
Let’s talk about sec (uh-huh)
Let’s talk about sec

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies – let’s talk about sec, all right
(repeat)

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